The Grand Conspiracy
April 27, 2007
(A famous person) requested that the following file be published on (a Computer Bulletin Board). The information contained in this file has not been verified by (CBB), nor do the opinions expressed herein necessarily reflect those of the Administrator or other (CBB) staff members. We can state, however, that (famous person) is who he says he is, and has numerous contacts in sensitive positions that could conceivably allow him access to information of this type.
Statement Released By (Famous Person) December 29, 1987
Editor’s note: Brief credentials of the famous person who supposedly filed this report were given but will be withheld pending verification by UFO REPORT. According to the report, he became interested in the subject of UFOs (in 1986 – Ed.) after talking with United States Air Force personnel who had witnessed a UFO landing at Bentwaters AFB, near London, England, and three small aliens walking up to the Wing Commander.
Note To The Press:
The government of the United States continues to rely on your personal and professional gullibility to suppress the information contained herein. Your cooperation over the past 40 years has exceeded our wildest expectations and we salute you.
“The sun does not revolve around the Earth.”
“The United States government has been in business with little gray extraterrestrials for about 20 years.”
The first truth stated here got Giordano Bruno burned at the stake in AD 1600 for daring to propose that it was real. The second truth has gotten far more people killed trying to state it publicly than will ever be known.
But the truth must be told. The fact that the Earth revolves around the sun was successfully suppressed by the church for over 200 years. It eventually caused a major upheaval in the church, government and thought; a realignment of social and traditional values. That was in the 1800s.
Now, about 400 years after the first truth was pronounced we must again face the shocking facts. The “horrible truth” the government has been hiding from us for over 40 years. Unfortunately the “horrible truth” is far more horrible than the government ever imagined…
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